How to be Perfect/How to be Perfect (1994)(Great Bear Technology).iso/text/rel4.txt

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... Even in light of all this, an international etiquette advisory team has come up with
a few helpful tips.....(1) If
your gym instructor is male, refer to him as "Sir" and never as "Sergeant Snorkel"...(2) If your
gym instructor is a woman, refer to her as "Ma'am" and not as "Sergeant Snorkel's
girlfriend."......(3) If your gym teacher swats you sharply with a towel on your behind, a simple -
thank you' is in order, but do not return the gesture........(4) Best of all, simply do whatever
your gym teacher tells you to do, and then take a shower afterwards.......